According to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, Crosby's new pact will pay him $14.75 million with $3 million guaranteed.
Crosby, who will turn 27 in September, has spent each of his four NFL seasons with the Packers. He connected on 22-of-28 field goal tries and all 46 point- after attempts for 112 points last season.
The Colorado product has made 107-of-137 field goal attempts and all but one of his PATs over his career. He's also kicked at least two 50-plus yard field goals in each of his four seasons and is 10-of-21 lifetime from at least 50 yards.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Mason Crosby: Supply and Demand
Nobody should have been surprised when Mason Crosby was inked to a new 5-year deal with the Green Bay Packers. You might have been surprised when you eyeballed the contract details.
Monday, July 25, 2011
2010 Packers: Charmed?
As I watched the Women's World Cup, I was haunted by a feeling, almost like I had seen this show before. Something eerily familiar about all this, I kept thinking.
* Strong team players, with a particularly charismatic team leader.
* Slow starters, almost needing to have their backs against the wall before waking up.
* Despite outplaying their opponents, often relied on big, heroic plays at the end to pull out a win.
Who am I talking about? Well, sure, I'm talking about Hope Solo and the Women's National Team, but we could also easily be talking about the 2010 Green Bay Packers. And we almost....almost....saw a complete repeat of last February's cardiac events, with near-misses and heroic finishes needed to pull out game after game.
Almost.
Yes, the margin of victory for the Women's World Cup was pretty slim, coming down to penalty kicks that never should have had to happen in the first place. Missed opportunities came back to haunt them in the final game against Japan: shot after shot taken on goal with nothing to show for it was the story of the first half.
But, you say, these were the Cardiac Girls, the ones who fought back against Brazil with a man down on an amazing header by Abby Wambach and penalty kicks to win. And the ones who looked to be in trouble against France until two late-game out-of-a-hat goals by Wambach and phenom Alex Morgan prevented another overtime.
As someone who doesn't even watch soccer, both of those games took me out of my seat and cheering loudly, and the decider against Japan was no exception. But waiting until the last minute didn't blossom for the Americans against a team with perhaps more destiny and fate on their side than themselves.
And the defeat was crushing. While we can be proud of Team USA for making it so far, you still had a feeling that something was stolen from us, that after so many emotional, come-from-behind wins that there was nothing we couldn't do.
Notice my involuntary pronoun shift in that last paragraph? I was about to go back and fix it, but then I realized that it was exactly those emotional climaxes that shifted ownership of the American team from "them" to "us". "We" were going to win the World Cup, because we had fought through so much adversity together.
And why it was such a disappointment to "us" in the end.
We were saved from a similar disappointment this year when the Packers didn't fade away with Aaron Rodgers throwing the ball 20 feet above a receiver's head in overtime. But let's be honest: the table was set for it.
The Packers went on the most amazing six-game winning streak in the history of the NFL, and you can mark that down. But ever since the start of the Mike McCarthy Regime, I've often noted a reliance on the Big Play to pull games out at the end. The Packers putting a team away early (or vice versa) is a pretty rare event.
Now, is that a bad thing? I suppose not. It certainly makes watching games more interesting and exciting when the Packers are protecting a narrow lead against a surging offense late in the fourth quarter. Hey, anybody leaving the game early to beat traffic usually missed something big.
And that is what is the biggest difference between this team we are celebrating now and the the one that won the 1996 Lombardi Trophy. The 1996 team was a slow, steady build, eventually evolving into a team that was expected to win, and did. They won by building a lead in the first half, then allowing Dorsey/Edgar to grind out the second half along with the defense. That team demoralized opponents and we expected nothing less than a Super Bowl win.
This team? Nobody other than a couple of cocky players looking for T-Shirt slogans really predicted the Packers to win it all, and once the MASH unit of injuries hit, the playoffs looked bleak, much less making the title game. Games were won or lost by narrow margins, often in the final moments. Following the loss to the Lions, Packer fans were calling for the firing of Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson again, despite the fact that a mere two months later they would be Super Bowl Champions.
That is the life as a fan of the Cardiac Pack, a team that capitalized on opportunities, with perhaps a little help from destiny.
The streak started on the heels of a late-game collapse in which a win looked certain against the mighty Patriots, but the Packers defense gave in and fell behind by four points with seven minutes left to go, concluding with a Matt Flynn sack-and-fumble to end the game deep in Patriot territory.
From then on, the Cardiac Pack never put anyone away, and always seemed to come up with a way to win in spectacular fashion.
* The Packers hosted the Giants, and held a narrow lead until the final 19 minutes, when three fourth-quarter interceptions and short-field scores sealed the game, following a lull in the offense in the second- and third-quarters.
* In the season finale, the Packers beat the Bears in a game that might be described as a battle to see which team would lose the least. The Packers' offense was a near no-show, and the defense had to pile on Jay Cutler to keep the Bears at bay. Even so, Cutler led a late drive that would have knotted up the score, only to be thwarted by Nick Collins' heroic interception.
* In what would be Aaron Rodgers' first playoff win, the Packers went to Philly and dealt the Eagles a loss, in which once again both team played sloppily. Again, a Packer lead was once again threatened with a touchdown drive in the fourth quarter, and then Michael Vick pitched a pass into the end zone, down by only five points. Tramon Williams made the game-sealing interception, and the Packers' advanced by the skin of their teeth.
* Against the Falcons, who had beaten the Packers earlier in the year, Green Bay fell behind early after several miscues. With their backs against the wall in a playoff game, the Packers fought back with four interceptions and 48 points, crushing the Falcons almost out of necessity to bring themselves out of the funk they were in to start the game.
* In the NFC Championship game, the Packers went out and established themselves early against the Bears, knocking Jay Cutler out of the game and looking like they would finally cruise to a win. Could it be that easy? No way. The Packers' offense once again looked rattled, with Rodgers having his worst game in recent memory. Protecting a 21-14 lead with an exhausted defense, the Bears almost pulled off a late-game drive to tie up the score with their unknown third-string quarterback. And, once again, Sam Shields made the critical last-second heroic interception that sealed the game against a team that probably should have been dismissed long before.
* Finally, in the Super Bowl itself, the Packers established themselves early and looked to cruise to an easy Lombardi Trophy, but a series of injuries to some key players (Driver, Woodson, Shields) took all the air out of their sails and gave the momentum back to the Steelers. The Packers looked like zombies on both offense and defense until the end of the third quarter, seemingly in need of a wake-up call to remind them that this was the Super Bowl. They got it, with a heroic forced fumble by Desmond Bishop at the start of the fourth quarter, that set up a set of lead-preserving drives by Rodgers (a touchdown and a field goal). However, it was now the defense that faltered, allowing a long touchdown and two-point conversion that kept the Steelers within a touchdown with two minutes left to go. The gassed and depleted defense reached as far down as they could and ended what could have been a game-winning drive with 49 seconds remaining...on a gut-check stop by, of all people, Jarrett Bush.
Now, before you start flooding my comments with accusations of negativity and "why can't you just be happy the Packers won", let me assure I am nothing less than thrilled that they won. My point is that this victory was one of heart-pounding emotion, with nothing guaranteed week-to-week and requiring extraordinary efforts late in nearly every game to finish the drive to the trophy.
While the 1996 Super Bowl win was glorious, it was the end of a five-year journey marked by steady improvement. Our present-day Packers have been nothing less than a roller coaster, taking us from season to season, and often, game to game, with ups and downs and fantastic heights and demoralizing lows. The streak through the post-season was never an easy task, and there were doubts in each and every game.
Some of us believe that Fate and Destiny are nothing more than the names of dancers down down at the local gentleman's club, but the Packers have been bitten by seasons of destiny gone wrong. You only need to look back at the charmed post-season of 2003 following the death of Irv Favre to know how you thought miracles would happen every week, and how the disappointment of 4th-and-26 ripped the team apart over the following two years.
Perhaps the Packers were, like the USA Women once believed, a team of destiny. Perhaps you believe that they were nothing more (or less) than a scrappy team that willed itself to victory. Either way, the look on the faces of Hope Solo and Abby Wambach illustrate the impact of those emotional wins going unfulfilled at the very end, when you need it most. Certainly, watching Brian Dawkins intercept Brett Favre's pass in overtime in 2003 was crushing for a team that thought the magical ride would go on forever.
The 2010 Packers got to ride the magic carpet all the way to the end, and certainly, it had as much to do with Ted Thompson's talent acquisitions as well as the ability of McCarthy to spit-and-wire a team together after it was decimated by injuries.
But, if you believe in magic, or fate, or destiny...the 2010 Packers were rode it all the way to the end. In some ways, it makes this team just a little more endearing than that 1996 team, that one that was built with Hall of Fame bookends on each side of the ball and the perfect game plan every week. This team of injury fill-ins and wondering what team would show up each week had us rooting for our underdog, and they rewarded us each week with miracle endings....and a Lombardi Trophy.
* Strong team players, with a particularly charismatic team leader.
* Slow starters, almost needing to have their backs against the wall before waking up.
* Despite outplaying their opponents, often relied on big, heroic plays at the end to pull out a win.
Who am I talking about? Well, sure, I'm talking about Hope Solo and the Women's National Team, but we could also easily be talking about the 2010 Green Bay Packers. And we almost....almost....saw a complete repeat of last February's cardiac events, with near-misses and heroic finishes needed to pull out game after game.
Almost.
Yes, the margin of victory for the Women's World Cup was pretty slim, coming down to penalty kicks that never should have had to happen in the first place. Missed opportunities came back to haunt them in the final game against Japan: shot after shot taken on goal with nothing to show for it was the story of the first half.
But, you say, these were the Cardiac Girls, the ones who fought back against Brazil with a man down on an amazing header by Abby Wambach and penalty kicks to win. And the ones who looked to be in trouble against France until two late-game out-of-a-hat goals by Wambach and phenom Alex Morgan prevented another overtime.
As someone who doesn't even watch soccer, both of those games took me out of my seat and cheering loudly, and the decider against Japan was no exception. But waiting until the last minute didn't blossom for the Americans against a team with perhaps more destiny and fate on their side than themselves.
And the defeat was crushing. While we can be proud of Team USA for making it so far, you still had a feeling that something was stolen from us, that after so many emotional, come-from-behind wins that there was nothing we couldn't do.
Notice my involuntary pronoun shift in that last paragraph? I was about to go back and fix it, but then I realized that it was exactly those emotional climaxes that shifted ownership of the American team from "them" to "us". "We" were going to win the World Cup, because we had fought through so much adversity together.
And why it was such a disappointment to "us" in the end.
We were saved from a similar disappointment this year when the Packers didn't fade away with Aaron Rodgers throwing the ball 20 feet above a receiver's head in overtime. But let's be honest: the table was set for it.
The Packers went on the most amazing six-game winning streak in the history of the NFL, and you can mark that down. But ever since the start of the Mike McCarthy Regime, I've often noted a reliance on the Big Play to pull games out at the end. The Packers putting a team away early (or vice versa) is a pretty rare event.
Now, is that a bad thing? I suppose not. It certainly makes watching games more interesting and exciting when the Packers are protecting a narrow lead against a surging offense late in the fourth quarter. Hey, anybody leaving the game early to beat traffic usually missed something big.
And that is what is the biggest difference between this team we are celebrating now and the the one that won the 1996 Lombardi Trophy. The 1996 team was a slow, steady build, eventually evolving into a team that was expected to win, and did. They won by building a lead in the first half, then allowing Dorsey/Edgar to grind out the second half along with the defense. That team demoralized opponents and we expected nothing less than a Super Bowl win.
This team? Nobody other than a couple of cocky players looking for T-Shirt slogans really predicted the Packers to win it all, and once the MASH unit of injuries hit, the playoffs looked bleak, much less making the title game. Games were won or lost by narrow margins, often in the final moments. Following the loss to the Lions, Packer fans were calling for the firing of Mike McCarthy and Ted Thompson again, despite the fact that a mere two months later they would be Super Bowl Champions.
That is the life as a fan of the Cardiac Pack, a team that capitalized on opportunities, with perhaps a little help from destiny.
The streak started on the heels of a late-game collapse in which a win looked certain against the mighty Patriots, but the Packers defense gave in and fell behind by four points with seven minutes left to go, concluding with a Matt Flynn sack-and-fumble to end the game deep in Patriot territory.
From then on, the Cardiac Pack never put anyone away, and always seemed to come up with a way to win in spectacular fashion.
* The Packers hosted the Giants, and held a narrow lead until the final 19 minutes, when three fourth-quarter interceptions and short-field scores sealed the game, following a lull in the offense in the second- and third-quarters.
* In the season finale, the Packers beat the Bears in a game that might be described as a battle to see which team would lose the least. The Packers' offense was a near no-show, and the defense had to pile on Jay Cutler to keep the Bears at bay. Even so, Cutler led a late drive that would have knotted up the score, only to be thwarted by Nick Collins' heroic interception.
* In what would be Aaron Rodgers' first playoff win, the Packers went to Philly and dealt the Eagles a loss, in which once again both team played sloppily. Again, a Packer lead was once again threatened with a touchdown drive in the fourth quarter, and then Michael Vick pitched a pass into the end zone, down by only five points. Tramon Williams made the game-sealing interception, and the Packers' advanced by the skin of their teeth.
* Against the Falcons, who had beaten the Packers earlier in the year, Green Bay fell behind early after several miscues. With their backs against the wall in a playoff game, the Packers fought back with four interceptions and 48 points, crushing the Falcons almost out of necessity to bring themselves out of the funk they were in to start the game.
* In the NFC Championship game, the Packers went out and established themselves early against the Bears, knocking Jay Cutler out of the game and looking like they would finally cruise to a win. Could it be that easy? No way. The Packers' offense once again looked rattled, with Rodgers having his worst game in recent memory. Protecting a 21-14 lead with an exhausted defense, the Bears almost pulled off a late-game drive to tie up the score with their unknown third-string quarterback. And, once again, Sam Shields made the critical last-second heroic interception that sealed the game against a team that probably should have been dismissed long before.
* Finally, in the Super Bowl itself, the Packers established themselves early and looked to cruise to an easy Lombardi Trophy, but a series of injuries to some key players (Driver, Woodson, Shields) took all the air out of their sails and gave the momentum back to the Steelers. The Packers looked like zombies on both offense and defense until the end of the third quarter, seemingly in need of a wake-up call to remind them that this was the Super Bowl. They got it, with a heroic forced fumble by Desmond Bishop at the start of the fourth quarter, that set up a set of lead-preserving drives by Rodgers (a touchdown and a field goal). However, it was now the defense that faltered, allowing a long touchdown and two-point conversion that kept the Steelers within a touchdown with two minutes left to go. The gassed and depleted defense reached as far down as they could and ended what could have been a game-winning drive with 49 seconds remaining...on a gut-check stop by, of all people, Jarrett Bush.
Now, before you start flooding my comments with accusations of negativity and "why can't you just be happy the Packers won", let me assure I am nothing less than thrilled that they won. My point is that this victory was one of heart-pounding emotion, with nothing guaranteed week-to-week and requiring extraordinary efforts late in nearly every game to finish the drive to the trophy.
While the 1996 Super Bowl win was glorious, it was the end of a five-year journey marked by steady improvement. Our present-day Packers have been nothing less than a roller coaster, taking us from season to season, and often, game to game, with ups and downs and fantastic heights and demoralizing lows. The streak through the post-season was never an easy task, and there were doubts in each and every game.
Some of us believe that Fate and Destiny are nothing more than the names of dancers down down at the local gentleman's club, but the Packers have been bitten by seasons of destiny gone wrong. You only need to look back at the charmed post-season of 2003 following the death of Irv Favre to know how you thought miracles would happen every week, and how the disappointment of 4th-and-26 ripped the team apart over the following two years.
Perhaps the Packers were, like the USA Women once believed, a team of destiny. Perhaps you believe that they were nothing more (or less) than a scrappy team that willed itself to victory. Either way, the look on the faces of Hope Solo and Abby Wambach illustrate the impact of those emotional wins going unfulfilled at the very end, when you need it most. Certainly, watching Brian Dawkins intercept Brett Favre's pass in overtime in 2003 was crushing for a team that thought the magical ride would go on forever.
The 2010 Packers got to ride the magic carpet all the way to the end, and certainly, it had as much to do with Ted Thompson's talent acquisitions as well as the ability of McCarthy to spit-and-wire a team together after it was decimated by injuries.
But, if you believe in magic, or fate, or destiny...the 2010 Packers were rode it all the way to the end. In some ways, it makes this team just a little more endearing than that 1996 team, that one that was built with Hall of Fame bookends on each side of the ball and the perfect game plan every week. This team of injury fill-ins and wondering what team would show up each week had us rooting for our underdog, and they rewarded us each week with miracle endings....and a Lombardi Trophy.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Guess Who I Used To Lift Weights With?
I read with enormous....well, ambivalence...the series of articles over at All Green Bay Packers by the esteemed Adam Czech on the Packers and Professional Wrestling. Not, of course, because I find Adam's material normally disinteresting--on the contrary. I just don't particularly follow professional rasslin' like I did back in the glory years of the early 1980's.
But, I must chime in with an anecdote of my own, and the reason why when Adam does bring up the old school wrestlers on Twitter that my ears perk up.
I had just moved to Green Bay in seventh grade, and that was when my obsessive passion for the Green Bay Packers took off. Each day after school, I'd walk over to my Green Bay Press-Gazette paper route drop off point and spend 15 minutes meticulously going over the sports section before actually getting my peeps their papers. I bought a guy's single season ticket off of him in 1983 and attended every home game by myself.
But, as I approached high school, I began to dream of my high school football career. Now, going to a very small parochial school in Green Bay, the most contact sport we offered during my middle school years was soccer, and I had never even put on pads before my freshman year.
During the 1982 season, I had stopped at the downtown YMCA on my way back from the Gold Mine at Port Plaza mall and saw the answer to all of my prayers: a "Lift Weights with the Packers" brochure. I was in heaven. Not only could I rub shoulders with Lynn Dickey and James Lofton, but I could get myself in playing shape under their expert tutelage.
I paid my own fee with my paper route money, and walked myself down from my old house on Monroe Street to the YMCA, all ready to get ripped. I walked in, waiting to see which superstar would be in charge of my complete physical transformation. Mark Murphy? Johnnie Grey? Larry McCarren?
There before me sat two extremely large guys, and in later years, the irony of the television show "Newhart" would only have made me stifle a laugh at the fact that they were both named Larry. Where's Daryl?
Yes, Larry Rubens, a backup center behind McCarren, and Larry Phohl, a former CFL offensive lineman on injured reserve, were the two lucky guys who would be guiding my journey into muscles.
Rubens was a an understated guy, who did seem to come into the program with a serious attitude about working with the youngsters. I didn't know then (as I know now) that each player has a requisite number of hours they must do for community service, but if Rubens had drawn the short straw, he didn't seem to mind. He saw that I was far from the gym rat he was probably hoping to work with, and while the other teens in the program seemed to already know what they were doing, Rubens started me off from scratch and often took me aside to go through the basics.
Pfohl, on the other hand, was a jovial guy whose voice always seemed just a little louder than it needed to be. He always had a smile on and didn't mind razzing the kids, something that took mickey out of the 120-pound weakling that was me. He certainly wasn't a bad guy, but I always looked back and thought Rubens sensed that I was pretty self-conscious and Pfohl's playful banter set me back a bit.
Out of the ten sessions, I went to about six. I remember a day where Pfohl had made an off-cuff remark to the guys about how they needed to work harder or they'd end up like me, and I chose to take a few sessions off after that. When I came back a few weeks, later, both Larrys called me by name and welcomed me back. I finished the session and got my little certificate. I never got an autograph from them, but that was a personal choice.
Fast forward about six years. I had moved from Green Bay and finished high school in a small town in southwestern Wisconsin, and my football career was something far from stellar, despite my six weightlifting sessions with real-live Packers. I had started my undergrad degree at UW-Platteville, which at the time proudly hosted the Chicago Bears training camp.
In the summer of 1988, having worked with the university housing department as an RA, I got a call in July that they needed a shuttle bus driver for the players to go from their dorm to the practice field. At that point, I didn't have a summer job, so I was thrilled get out of my parents' house and live in the dorm for the rest of the summer. I drove a little mini-coach bus back and forth each day and transported players that today we still remember by name: Singletary, Tomczak, and Harbaugh...as well as any number of little-known to unknown players trying to make the roster.
One day, I perused the training camp roster and was astounded to see a very familiar name: Larry Rubens. He got on the bus, looked a little older but still the same face. One day, I initiated conversation (which was a no-no for us anyway) and asked him if he remembered doing a weight lifting program back in Green Bay in 1982. He looked it me with a puzzled look, nodded "sure" and went to sit down. Pwned.
The next day, though, he got on the bus with a big smile and said, "Hey...I do remember you!" (that was cool). We shook hands and I thanked him for putting up with a scrawny kid in the weight room and being patient with him.
He then said, "Hey! Do you remember that other guy that did the program with us?" I nodded, remembering the loud, somewhat obnoxious Larry Pfohl.
"Do you know what happened to him?" asked Rubens.
"Actually, I did try and follow you guys for a while," I responded, trying my best to not sound like a stalker. "You guys were both playing for Memphis in the USFL last I had checked." This was true, and why I was surprised to see Rubens on the roster for the Bears.
"Yup," replied Rubens, "But do you know what he does now?"
I shook my head.
"He's a professional wrestler." Visions of small-time wrestlers in Georgia or Minnesota came to mind. In this corner, the Crusher, Larry Pfohl.
Rubens went on, "Do you know what name he goes by now?" I shook my head.
"Lex Luger."
I was astounded. Even at that point I had stopped watching professional wrestling, but Luger was a name everyone knew. Here was Rubens, the nice-guy who helped a dorky kid learn to lift 25-pound weights without killing himself still fighting for roster spots in the NFL, while Pfohl, the cocky guy who never played a down for the Packers, was now world-renowned.
I followed Luger's career as closely as I could without actually getting back into watching wrestling as a whole, amazed that he eventually squared off against the guys I once loved to watch, like Hulk Hogan and Randy "Macho Man" Savage; and with even more intense jealousy, watched him have an on-stage AND real-life relationship with Miss Elizabeth.
To this day, I can honestly state that I used to lift weights with Lex Luger. The statement itself sounds a lot more impressive than the actual story, but now, you have both.
But, I must chime in with an anecdote of my own, and the reason why when Adam does bring up the old school wrestlers on Twitter that my ears perk up.
I had just moved to Green Bay in seventh grade, and that was when my obsessive passion for the Green Bay Packers took off. Each day after school, I'd walk over to my Green Bay Press-Gazette paper route drop off point and spend 15 minutes meticulously going over the sports section before actually getting my peeps their papers. I bought a guy's single season ticket off of him in 1983 and attended every home game by myself.
But, as I approached high school, I began to dream of my high school football career. Now, going to a very small parochial school in Green Bay, the most contact sport we offered during my middle school years was soccer, and I had never even put on pads before my freshman year.
During the 1982 season, I had stopped at the downtown YMCA on my way back from the Gold Mine at Port Plaza mall and saw the answer to all of my prayers: a "Lift Weights with the Packers" brochure. I was in heaven. Not only could I rub shoulders with Lynn Dickey and James Lofton, but I could get myself in playing shape under their expert tutelage.
I paid my own fee with my paper route money, and walked myself down from my old house on Monroe Street to the YMCA, all ready to get ripped. I walked in, waiting to see which superstar would be in charge of my complete physical transformation. Mark Murphy? Johnnie Grey? Larry McCarren?
There before me sat two extremely large guys, and in later years, the irony of the television show "Newhart" would only have made me stifle a laugh at the fact that they were both named Larry. Where's Daryl?
Yes, Larry Rubens, a backup center behind McCarren, and Larry Phohl, a former CFL offensive lineman on injured reserve, were the two lucky guys who would be guiding my journey into muscles.
Rubens was a an understated guy, who did seem to come into the program with a serious attitude about working with the youngsters. I didn't know then (as I know now) that each player has a requisite number of hours they must do for community service, but if Rubens had drawn the short straw, he didn't seem to mind. He saw that I was far from the gym rat he was probably hoping to work with, and while the other teens in the program seemed to already know what they were doing, Rubens started me off from scratch and often took me aside to go through the basics.
Pfohl, on the other hand, was a jovial guy whose voice always seemed just a little louder than it needed to be. He always had a smile on and didn't mind razzing the kids, something that took mickey out of the 120-pound weakling that was me. He certainly wasn't a bad guy, but I always looked back and thought Rubens sensed that I was pretty self-conscious and Pfohl's playful banter set me back a bit.
Out of the ten sessions, I went to about six. I remember a day where Pfohl had made an off-cuff remark to the guys about how they needed to work harder or they'd end up like me, and I chose to take a few sessions off after that. When I came back a few weeks, later, both Larrys called me by name and welcomed me back. I finished the session and got my little certificate. I never got an autograph from them, but that was a personal choice.
Fast forward about six years. I had moved from Green Bay and finished high school in a small town in southwestern Wisconsin, and my football career was something far from stellar, despite my six weightlifting sessions with real-live Packers. I had started my undergrad degree at UW-Platteville, which at the time proudly hosted the Chicago Bears training camp.
In the summer of 1988, having worked with the university housing department as an RA, I got a call in July that they needed a shuttle bus driver for the players to go from their dorm to the practice field. At that point, I didn't have a summer job, so I was thrilled get out of my parents' house and live in the dorm for the rest of the summer. I drove a little mini-coach bus back and forth each day and transported players that today we still remember by name: Singletary, Tomczak, and Harbaugh...as well as any number of little-known to unknown players trying to make the roster.
One day, I perused the training camp roster and was astounded to see a very familiar name: Larry Rubens. He got on the bus, looked a little older but still the same face. One day, I initiated conversation (which was a no-no for us anyway) and asked him if he remembered doing a weight lifting program back in Green Bay in 1982. He looked it me with a puzzled look, nodded "sure" and went to sit down. Pwned.
The next day, though, he got on the bus with a big smile and said, "Hey...I do remember you!" (that was cool). We shook hands and I thanked him for putting up with a scrawny kid in the weight room and being patient with him.
He then said, "Hey! Do you remember that other guy that did the program with us?" I nodded, remembering the loud, somewhat obnoxious Larry Pfohl.
"Do you know what happened to him?" asked Rubens.
"Actually, I did try and follow you guys for a while," I responded, trying my best to not sound like a stalker. "You guys were both playing for Memphis in the USFL last I had checked." This was true, and why I was surprised to see Rubens on the roster for the Bears.
"Yup," replied Rubens, "But do you know what he does now?"
I shook my head.
"He's a professional wrestler." Visions of small-time wrestlers in Georgia or Minnesota came to mind. In this corner, the Crusher, Larry Pfohl.
Rubens went on, "Do you know what name he goes by now?" I shook my head.
"Lex Luger."
I was astounded. Even at that point I had stopped watching professional wrestling, but Luger was a name everyone knew. Here was Rubens, the nice-guy who helped a dorky kid learn to lift 25-pound weights without killing himself still fighting for roster spots in the NFL, while Pfohl, the cocky guy who never played a down for the Packers, was now world-renowned.
I followed Luger's career as closely as I could without actually getting back into watching wrestling as a whole, amazed that he eventually squared off against the guys I once loved to watch, like Hulk Hogan and Randy "Macho Man" Savage; and with even more intense jealousy, watched him have an on-stage AND real-life relationship with Miss Elizabeth.
To this day, I can honestly state that I used to lift weights with Lex Luger. The statement itself sounds a lot more impressive than the actual story, but now, you have both.
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