Just a late list for those of you looking for the latest lines to place your bets. Good luck!
Number of Jay Cutler is sacked: 5.5
Number of times Jay Cutler points at an offensive lineman and emotionally tell the the sack was their fault: 5.5
Number of Deven Hester return touchdowns: 0.5
Total number of Bears' touchdowns: 0.5
Total number of players who will slip and fall on the Soldier Field turf today: 32.5
Number of head coaches who will say at halftime they plan on putting on longer cleat spikes in the locker room: 2
Number of times Jay Cutler is distracted from game play and begins building sand castles in the turf: 1.5
Number of penalties called by Terry McAuley and crew: 64.5
Number of people in attendance at the start of the game: 61.500.
Number of people in attendance at the start of the fourth quarter; 2,500 (all Packer fans)
Number of asterisks the Bears will attempt to put after the final game score in their publications: 1
Number of rushing touchdowns by the Bears, team: 0
Number of rushing touchdowns by BJ Raji: 0.5
Number of touchdowns thrown by Aaron Rodgers: 4.5
Number of cancer patients ignored by Aaron Rodgers: 0
Number of sacks by Clay Matthews: 3.5
Number of interceptions by Tramon Williams: 1.5
Number of complete emotional breakdowns by Jay Cutler: 14.5
Number of points scored by the Packers: 24
Number of points scored by the Bears: 16
Number of elated Packer fans, worldwide: 5,234,982
Number of Bears fans who will be content with a surprising season and celebrate the great times: 0
GO PACK GO!
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