Sunday, January 23, 2011

Game Day Over/Unders (Really)

Just a late list for those of you looking for the latest lines to place your bets.  Good luck!

Number of Jay Cutler is sacked: 5.5

Number of times Jay Cutler points at an offensive lineman and emotionally tell the the sack was their fault: 5.5

Number of Deven Hester return touchdowns: 0.5

Total number of Bears' touchdowns: 0.5

Total number of players who will slip and fall on the Soldier Field turf today: 32.5

Number of head coaches who will say at halftime they plan on putting on longer cleat spikes in the locker room: 2

Number of times Jay Cutler is distracted from game play and begins building sand castles in the turf: 1.5

Number of penalties called by Terry McAuley and crew: 64.5

Number of people in attendance at the start of the game: 61.500. 

Number of people in attendance at the start of the fourth quarter; 2,500 (all Packer fans)

Number of asterisks the Bears will attempt to put after the final game score in their publications: 1

Number of rushing touchdowns by the Bears, team: 0

Number of rushing touchdowns by BJ Raji: 0.5

Number of touchdowns thrown by Aaron Rodgers: 4.5

Number of cancer patients ignored by Aaron Rodgers: 0

Number of sacks by Clay Matthews: 3.5

Number of interceptions by Tramon Williams: 1.5

Number of complete emotional breakdowns by Jay Cutler: 14.5

Number of points scored by the Packers: 24

Number of points scored by the Bears: 16

Number of elated Packer fans, worldwide: 5,234,982

Number of Bears fans who will be content with a surprising season and celebrate the great times: 0

GO PACK GO!

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