Monday, August 14, 2006

The Offensive Line Shuffle

The Offensive Line Shuffle

We are the Packers Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' around, 'cause we don't want you.
We're so bad, sacks while we stood
Injuring our QB's like we knew we would.
You know we're not shufflin' for fun
Finding a turn for everyone
Our offensive punch is reduced to rubble
Because we've started the Offensive Line Shuffle

Mike Wahle
Well, they call me Mike,
And I like to block.
Another Pro Bowl looks like a lock
I've had the goal since leaving G.B.
To prove they never appreciated me
I took the money
Because I'm greedy.
But now the Packers are the one who's needy
I went to Carolina cause my feathers were ruffled
From afar I'm watching
The Offensive Line Shuffle.

Marco Rivera
This is Marco, and I'm world class.
When I played for the Pack I'd kick yer a$$
I practice all day and dance all night,
Just hoping that my knee would be all right
Protecting my quarterback was my only goal
The first Puerto Rican in the Pro Bowl
Count my Pro Bowls, cause I have three
From the Offensive Line Shuffle I am free.

Adrian Klemm
Yo, I'm Adrian, I was solution A
TT brought me in hopin I would stay
They put me on the line for a try last year
But ineffectiveness was soon quite clear
Gave me a chance, I found the bench
I was as ready for battle as the army o' French
Now I'm injured, but its no trouble
I don't have to be in the Offensive Line Shuffle

(Repeat Chorus)

Will Whitticker
I'm the punky OG known as big Wil
When I block the line, Favre gets kill'd
Drafted in the sixth I got the starts
But my results broke many hopeful hearts
Favre spoke this offseason, gave me some dis
I suppose I should be doing better than this
Its either the IR or the waiver wire hustle
I guess I'm out of the Offensive Line Shuffle.

Wayne Lucier
I'm mama's boy Wayne, one of a kind.
The scouts all love me
For my body and my mind.
I can stick a blocker, as you can see
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Everyone had hopes and pencilled me in
But I can't stay healthy enough
To even begin
All because of my lower leg stumble
I'm falling out of the Offensive Line Shuffle.

Jason Spitz
They say Wells is our man.
If Wellsy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Jason, and it's no wonder
My combine picture was a first-round blunder
So bring on Coston, bring on Colledge,
This is a battle I must acknowledge
Just don't order a picture double
I just came here to do
The Offensive Line Shuffle.

Junius Coston
I'm Junius, but you can call me "Juice"
No O.J. for me, though, I'm not on the loose
Coaches and fans have high hopes for me
If I can just avoid major injury
I can take' em, and I can break 'em
Any time of day.
I may be raw, but I'm here to stay
So please don't cry if I tear a muscle
Seems to be the way it goes in the
Offensive Line Shuffle.

(Repeat Chorus)

Scott Wells
The incumbent is comin', I'm your man Wells.
If I miss another block, though,
I'm gonna get hell.
Gotta stop the run, Gotta stop the pass,
But I can't be the one ending on my a$$
I love to play for the world's best fans,
But you best not start makin'
Your Super Bowl plans.
Cause until we find starters from all this rubble
We gonna keep up
The Offensive Line Shuffle.

Daryn Colledge
It's Daryn here, and I'm Mr. Lean.
Say I gotta bulk up
Don't know what they mean.
They rush me hard and watch me run,
Chasing my guy, but the play is done
The new blocking scheme is called the zone
If you don't know what you're doing, the play is blown
In San Diego, I fought in the trench
Along came the Shuffle,
And I'm on the bench.

Siitupe Peko
You're lookin' at the Tupe,
Last name Peko
I may be large, my blocking still leaks-o
I used to block for Peyton and the Colts
Now I'm stuck with all of these dolts
I can block, my stance is live
Waiting til my turn in the rotation arrives
I don't come here to eat no truffles
But I guess stuck in the
The Offensive Line Shuffle.

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